I just purchased new furniture and already the relationship between my cat and the new furniture has turned out to be (and possibly will be for a long time) a struggle. This is how I imagine my cat is feeling. Note: This is not a picture of my cat or furniture.
You and me
we’re not going to get along
you think you can come into MY house and just take over
that is where you are wrong
you think you are going to win
but I’m plotting my revenge
I have to spend my days and nights
“pinned” to my room
and you, MY FRIEND reap the benefits, the joy of
MY FAMILY
but just wait
my day will surely come
where you will be defeated
and I’m the one
who has won.
(game on).