My Ode to You

I just purchased new furniture and already the relationship between my cat and the new furniture has turned out to be (and possibly will be for a long time) a struggle. This is how I imagine my cat is feeling. Note: This is not a picture of my cat or furniture.

You and me

we’re not going to get along

you think you can come into MY house and just take over

that is where you are wrong

you think you are going to win

but I’m plotting my revenge

I have to spend my days and nights

“pinned” to my room

and you, MY FRIEND reap the benefits, the joy of

MY FAMILY

but just wait

my day will surely come

where you will be defeated

and I’m the one

who has won.

(game on).